May 2013
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it
April 2013
ellenkeepsitclean:
happynhealthy-life:
royalteens:
“i like curvy girls” aka you like girls with flat stomachs and skinny legs but with huge boobs and a huge arse
god bless this post.
!!!!!!!!!
Hahahha
i’d dress nicer but i dont have the money or body
high-desire:
love has four letters but so does cunt
me: better check my phone for texts from friends
me: *checks phone*
me: better get some friends
things that cause me a mental breakdown
slow internet connection
losing something i held a second ago
kids screaming for no reason
girls with annoying voices
math
arguing with stupid people
March 2013
acutelesbian:
I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking
australiansanta:
moral of the story is never do things
apparently i skipped the part in puberty where i get really attractive
nufang:
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
